Right there...? In the top corner of your screen...? On my page....? The Top right? Y'see it? Y'seeeee it? That tiiiiiny ass circle thingy that you barely buggeringly notice....? Yeees, that thing with the blind shades! Well c'mere..... c'mere... Lemme tell you....

I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR PAGEVIEWS, NOW STOP ASKING FOR THEM!

Twat.

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OHMANOHGODOHMANOHGODOHMANOHGOD

In other news because I don't think anyone was smart enough to actually bother to click the link I'd left in Twitter and actually believed the 'article' going around, I'll say it again. Some of you may have heard about Jeff Goldblum's death. Something about him falling off a cliff in New Zealand. Well I can tell you that never happened because one, the article is basically this [link] WORD FOR GOD DAMN WORD and secondly at the time this article came out, he was in NYC filming, not New Zealand. HADUUUUUUUUUR!

Oh, You can thank ~NinjaOfPants for that tip off about NYC. Thaaaaaaaanks!

EDIT: "It's been confirmed that Jeff Goldblum is not dead, but alive and well."

OH GEE, REALLY!? I WOULD HAVE NEVER GUESSED. SERIOUSLY. God, everyone on Twitter's so damn stupid. Not as stupid as Myspacers though.

On a side note, here's a lol for you.

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Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to bite my own arms off.